There are no fucking As in "definitely"

I'm sure a bazillion people have made this same post, but I am fucking PISSED. There are NO FUCKING "A"s IN "DEFINITELY", FUCKING INTERNET!!! GAH!

Holy shit, I just realized my calling in life is to write a fucking browser plug-in that filters all incoming text, and if a string appears that matches "definitely" but with one of the fucking characters substituted for an A, then it will fucking fix it so you don't have to see humanity with its pants around its ankles tugging at its weiner and spewing "A"s all over a word with no fucking "A"s in it.

This is fucking rediculous.

The punchline may not be worth it. I am experiencing physical pain seeing that last word on my screen...