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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Physics/religion joke

Posted on 9:05 AM by Unknown
Just heard this from a co-worker, I love it.

A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church and tries to take Communion. The priest says, "I'm sorry, you haven't been baptized, you'll have to leave." The Higgs boson replies, "But you can't have Mass without me!"
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